and the world spins madly on

Preservice high school English teacher.

Ask me anything



Jon Stewart…on point as always but this time with bite!
Watch the whole thing…

You can tell he was pissed this time.  Usually he’s laughing/smiling a bit during his segments, but man he’s just completely had it at this point.

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Yeah I do!


Yeah I do!

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this stick figure has no face so why the fuck can I tell exactly what its feeling

Technically, since it’s face is blank individual readers are able to substitute their own feelings and imagine themselves as the character. So you know exactly how that stick figure is feeling because it’s what you would be feeling.

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"Girl in a Country Song"  by Maddie and Tae.

I’ll admit it.  I laughed.

I usually don’t like country music…but I can make an exception for this.

Wondering why I haven’t been hearing this on country radio because I love it.

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Imagine having braces during the apocalypse. no one can take your braces off. And you just have to accept that you’ll have braces forever.

i want a novel focused around a character with braces during the apocalypse and the entire plot of the story revolves around their search for an orthodontist who is still alive and they sort of accidentally save the world in the process

This is why I love apocalypse plots.

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my mom tried to teach our goats to pee in one certain spot by giving them treats when they’d pee in that spot

except that

they think that now whenever they pee they get a treat

so whenever they see my mom

they pee

 laughed for a solid five minutes

behaviorism gone wrong

Pavlov is laughing in his grave

This is hilarious. But Pavlov did classical conditioning experiments. What you explained was operant conditioning so actually B.F. Skinner would be laughing.

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So this summer I’m working as a teacher for Breakthrough Collaborative. It will be my first time having my own classroom where I create all the lessons and handle classroom management on my own. I’ve been studying to teach high school English, but this summer I’m teaching 8th grade chemistry. I would love to hear from teachers about successful science/chem lessons, best classroom management tips for short classes (6 weeks of teaching), differences between teaching science and English, etc. Any advice from #education would be greatly appreciated. 


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Dr. Maya Angelou’s last tweet. Mayor Allen Joines and her literary agent have confirmed that the renowned poet-author-activist has passed away at 86.


Dr. Maya Angelou’s last tweet. Mayor Allen Joines and her literary agent have confirmed that the renowned poet-author-activist has passed away at 86.

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did you know that phill lewis (aka mr moseby) was charged with manslaughter in 1993


Hooch is crazy.

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I will never not reblog this gif set whenever it comes across my dash.

This is from a show called What Would You Do? and they do many scenarios that bring out amazing people. Worth looking into, carry on(:

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Congratulations! Your PROCRASTINATION has evolved into Full Blown Apathy!

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Happy Earth Day! Make your profile picture one of our magical Earth Day 2014 patches and spread the love of used books far and wide!

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Tonight my roommate and I were watching Frozen. The opening song came on and my roommate and I were talking about how much we love it. I told her that when it started in the theater I immediately thought about how I would have loved to sing that in choir because of how beautiful the choral arrangement was. Then I thought to myself that I should email Mrs. K to tell her about wanting to sing that song. I really thought about it for a moment until I remembered that she’s dead. It’s still hard to believe. Because I went to college and didn’t see everyday anymore, it’s even weirder now to know that even when I go home to visit I will never see her again. I wonder when I will get used to her not being around anymore.